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«But that's always the way; it don't make no difference whether you do right or wrong, a person's conscience ain't got no sense, and just goes for him anyway. . . . It takes up more room than all the rest of a person's insides, and yet ain't no good . . .»
«Education does not mean teaching people to know what they do not know; it means teaching them to behave as they do not behave.»
«To be busy is man's only happiness.»
«A newspaper is not just for reporting the news as it is, but to make people mad enough to do something about it.»
«I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable.»
«One of life's most over-valued pleasures is sexual intercourse; of one of life's least appreciated pleasures in defecation.»
«Wit, by itself, is of little account. It becomes a moment only when grounded on wisdom.»
«It's better to keep quiet and have people think you stupid, than to talk and confirm it.»
«The more I get to know about lawyers, the more I'm in favor of hangin'.»
«There are no mistakes in life, there are only lessons to be learned: Adivce to the Youth.»
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