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«Nature makes the locust with an appetite for crops; man would have made him with an appetite for sand»
Author: Mark Twain (Humorist, Lecturer, Writer) | Keywords: The Locust
«It usually takes me three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech»
Author: Mark Twain (Humorist, Lecturer, Writer) | Keywords: impromptu
«All the talk used to be about doing people good, now it is about doing people»
«Eternal rest sounds comforting in the pulpit; well, you try it once, and see how heavy time will hang on your hands»
«To promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to make a body want to go and do that very thing»
«There isn't a Parallel of Latitude but thinks it would have been the Equator if it had its rights»
«Necessity knows no law»
«Ideally a book would have no order to it, and the reader would have to discover his own.»
Author: Mark Twain (Humorist, Lecturer, Writer) | Keywords: ideally, reader
«Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.»
Author: Mark Twain (Humorist, Lecturer, Writer) | About: Mankind | Keywords: The Week
«Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.»

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