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«I am the entire human race compacted together. I have found that there is no ingredient of the race which I do not possess in either a small way or a large way.»
«The wit knows that his place is at the tail of a procession.»
«It is a solemn thought: Dead, the noblest man's meat is inferior to pork»
«Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a congressman can»
«It used to be a good hotel, but that proves nothing - I used to be a good boy»
«I cannot keep from talking, even at the risk of being instructive»
«Senator: Person who makes laws in Washington when not doing time»
«Some men worship rank, some worship heroes, some worship power, some worship God, and over these ideals they dispute, but they all worship money»
«Facts, or what a man believes to be facts, are always delightful - Get your facts first, and - then you can distort 'em as much as you please»
«When a man is known to have no settled convictions of his own he can't convict other people»
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