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«The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.»
Author: Mark Twain
(Humorist, Lecturer, Writer)
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«If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be - a Christian»
«Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed»
«Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in»
«One of the proofs of the immortality of the soul is that myriads have believed it - they also believed the world was flat»
«Always obey your parents - when they are present.»
«In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language»
Author: Mark Twain
(Humorist, Lecturer, Writer)
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«Broad, wholesome, charitable views ... can not be acquired by vegetating in one's little corner of the earth.»
«When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.»
«After all these years I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.»
Author: Mark Twain
(Humorist, Lecturer, Writer)
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