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«Comedy keeps the heart sweet.»
«He gossips habitually; he lacks the common wisdom to keep still that deadly enemy of man, his own tongue»
«Pessimist: The optimist who didn't arrive»
«And so I am become a knight of the Kingdom of Dreams and Shadows!»
Author: Mark Twain
(Humorist, Lecturer, Writer)
| Keywords:
and so, kingdom, knight, knighted, shadows, So I, The Kingdom, The knight, The Knights
«Loyalty to petrified opinion never broke a chain or freed a human soul.»
Author: Mark Twain
(Humorist, Lecturer, Writer)
| Keywords:
broke, chain, freed, human soul, loyalties, loyalty, petrified, petrifies, petrifying
«It is a time when one's spirit is subdued and sad, one knows not why; when the past seems a storm-swept desolation, life a vanity and a burden, and the future but a way to death.»
Author: Mark Twain
(Humorist, Lecturer, Writer)
| Keywords:
burden, desolation, past life, past times, sad, storm, subdued, subdues, sweep over, sweep through, sweep up, swept, vanity
«Sometimes my feelings are so hot that I have to take the pen and put them out on paper to keep them from setting me afire inside; then all that ink and labor are wasted because I can't print the results»
«The political and commercial morals of the United States are not merely food for laughter, they are an entire banquet»
Author: Mark Twain
(Humorist, Lecturer, Writer)
| About:
Laughter,
Politics
| Keywords:
banquet, banqueting, banquets, commercial, morals, the United States, United States
«Ignorant people think it's the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it's the sickening grammar they use»
Author: Mark Twain
(Humorist, Lecturer, Writer)
| About:
Animals
| Keywords:
aggravate, aggravated, aggravates, aggravating, cats, fighting, grammar, grammars, ignorant, make noise, noise, noised, noise like, sicken, sickened, sickening, sickens
«In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.»
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