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«The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.»
Author: Mark Twain
(Humorist, Lecturer, Writer)
| Keywords:
heaven, humor, humored, humors, joy, No Secrets, secret, sorrow, source, The Secret
«Cold! If the thermometer had been an inch longer we'd have frozen to death.»
«Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven.»
Author: Mark Twain
(Humorist, Lecturer, Writer)
| About:
Sex
| Keywords:
cares, delights, intercourse, left, sexual, sexual intercourse
«We [Americans] are the lavishest and showiest and most luxury-loving people on the earth; and at our masthead we fly one true and honest symbol, the gaudiest flag the world has ever seen.»
«Yes, even I am dishonest. Not in many ways, but in some. Forty-one I think it is.»
«There has been only one Christian. They caught and crucified him early.»
«I like criticism, but it must be my way.»
«Be good and you will be lonely»
«There's a good spot tucked away somewhere in everybody. You'll be a long time finding it, sometimes.»
«When one's character begins to fall under suspicion and disfavor, how swift, then, is the work of disintegration and destruction»
Author: Mark Twain
(Humorist, Lecturer, Writer)
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destruction, disfavor, disintegration, fall under, suspicion, swift, swiftest
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