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«I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.»
Author: Mark Twain (Humorist, Lecturer, Writer) | About: Challenge, Quarrels | Keywords: disapprove, disapproves, disapproving, duel, duels, forgivingly, hand, kill, kindlier, kindliest, kindly, lead, leading man, quiet, taking place, the Hand, thoroughly
«His money is twice tainted: 'taint yours and 'taint mine»
Author: Mark Twain (Humorist, Lecturer, Writer) | Keywords: mine, mined, mining, money, taint, tainted, Taints, twice
«What a man misses mostly in heaven is company»
Author: Mark Twain (Humorist, Lecturer, Writer) | Keywords: company, misses, mostly
«When a man arrives at great prosperity God did it: when he falls into disaster he did it himself»
Author: Mark Twain (Humorist, Lecturer, Writer) | About: Failure, God | Keywords: arrives, disaster, falls, prosperity
«I've never let my school interfere with my education.»
Author: Mark Twain (Humorist, Lecturer, Writer) | About: Education | Keywords: education, interfere, interfered, interfering, My school, school, schooled, schooling
«It is often the case that the man who can't tell a lie thinks he is the best judge of one»
Author: Mark Twain (Humorist, Lecturer, Writer) | Keywords: case, in one case, judge
«Religion consists of a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain»
Author: Mark Twain (Humorist, Lecturer, Writer) | About: Religion | Keywords: average, averages, believes, certain, consists, on average, on the average, religion, set, thinks, wishes
«Optimist: Day-dreamer more elegantly spelled»
Author: Mark Twain (Humorist, Lecturer, Writer) | About: Optimism | Keywords: dreamer, elegantly, optimist, spelled, spell out, The Dreamers
«If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.»
Author: Mark Twain (Humorist, Lecturer, Writer) | Keywords: animals, blundered, blundering, CAT, Cat in, Cat Who, could, dog, dogged, dogging, fellow, grace, much, outspoken, rare, saying, speak, spoken word, That Dog, The Cat, The Dog, The Fellows, too much, word, would-be, would
«It takes your enemy and your friend, working together to hurt you to the heart; the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you»
Author: Mark Twain (Humorist, Lecturer, Writer) | About: Enemies, Friends | Keywords: enemy, hurt, news, one to, slander, slandered, slandering, Slanders, takes, The News, The One, the Other, together, to get, working, workings
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