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«Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination»
Author: Mark Twain
(Humorist, Lecturer, Writer)
| About:
Happiness,
Sanity
| Keywords:
combination, sanity
«Education consists mainly in what we have unlearned»
Author: Mark Twain
(Humorist, Lecturer, Writer)
| Keywords:
consists, education, Education i, mainly, unlearned, unlearning, unlearns
«Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.»
Author: Mark Twain
(Humorist, Lecturer, Writer)
| About:
Principles
| Keywords:
except, Fed, fed up, feed in, force, principles, well-fed
«I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkey's»
Author: Mark Twain
(Humorist, Lecturer, Writer)
| Keywords:
concerning, monkey, power politics, reasoning, The Monkey
«Death is the starlit strip between the companionship of yesterday and the reunion of tomorrow»
Author: Mark Twain
(Humorist, Lecturer, Writer)
| Keywords:
companionship, reunion, strip, The Reunion
«It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.»
Author: Mark Twain
(Humorist, Lecturer, Writer)
| Keywords:
bible, bother, parts, The Bible, those, understand
«It's spring fever.... You don't quite know what it is you DO want, but it just fairly makes your heart ache, you want it so!»
«What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin»
Author: Mark Twain
(Humorist, Lecturer, Writer)
| Keywords:
between, collector, collectors, difference, skin, skinned, skinning, takes, tax, taxidermist, tax collector
«There are many humorous things in the world, among them the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages»
«There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.»
Author: Mark Twain
(Humorist, Lecturer, Writer)
| Keywords:
annoyed, annoying, as to, busied, busier, busiest, busy, busying, have, interrupting, interrupts, nothing, people, talking, Talk to Her, their talk, there, there is, There Is Nothing, The Other Two, this talk, two, twos, two way
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