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«Education is the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.»
Author: Mark Twain
(Humorist, Lecturer, Writer)
| Keywords:
cocky, education, Education i, ignorance, miserable, path, The Path, uncertainties, uncertainty
«If it is a Miracle, any sort of evidence will answer, but if it is a Fact, proof is necessary»
«When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat»
Author: Mark Twain
(Humorist, Lecturer, Writer)
| Keywords:
angels, eat, eaten up, eat in, eat into, eat on, eat out, Eat This, it Ate, knows, tasted, The Angels, watermelon, watermelons
«Diligence is a good thing, but taking things easy is much more restful»
Author: Mark Twain
(Humorist, Lecturer, Writer)
| About:
Diligence
| Keywords:
diligence, easy, Good Thing, restful, taking
«Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired»
Author: Mark Twain
(Humorist, Lecturer, Writer)
| About:
Men and Women
| Keywords:
each week, end, end man, made, The End, The Week, This Week, tired, tire out, tiring, week, week after week, working man
«Nothing so liberalizes a man and expands the kindly instincts that nature put in him as travel and contact with many kind of people»
«Write without pay until somebody offers to pay»
«All war must be just the killing of strangers against whom you feel no personal animosity; strangers whom, in other circumstances, you would help if you found them in trouble, and who would help you if you needed it»
Author: Mark Twain
(Humorist, Lecturer, Writer)
| Keywords:
against, animosities, animosity, as needed, circumstances, feel, Feel the Need, found, founds, help, help out, in trouble, just, Just War, killing, killings, must, musts, needed, no., no, On War, other, personal, Strangers, Them, The Killing, The War of the, trouble, under the circumstances, war, warring, WHO, would
«We all do no end of feeling, and we mistake it for thinking»
«I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places»
Author: Mark Twain
(Humorist, Lecturer, Writer)
| Keywords:
about, Being Myself, both, commit, Friends, heaven, Heaven and Hell, hell, like, myself, other places, places, see, This is the Place
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