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«There is no humor in heaven.»
«People ought to start dead and then they would be honest so much earlier.»
«Earn a character first if you can. And if you can't, assume one.»
«It is better to support schools than jails.»
«There is only one good sex. The female one.»
«You shouldn't try to teach a pig to sing. You waste your time and it annoys the pig.»
«Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with a cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.»
«We have no permanent brains until we are forty. Then they begin to harden, presently they petrify, then business begins. Since forty I have been regular about going to bed and getting up -- and that is one of the main things.»
«Who is this Renaissance? Where did he come from? Who gave him permission to cram the Republic with his execrable daubs?»
«Adam was the only man who, when saying a good thing, knew that nobody had said it before him.»
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