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«I brought you a tuna sandwich. They say it's brain food. I guess because there's so much dolphin in it, and you know how smart they are.»
Author: Marge Simpson
«We have roots here,Homer. We have friends and library cards ? Bart?s lawyer is here»
Author: Marge Simpson
«Stay-at-home parents like Marge perform many household services that would be expensive to replace, and consequently have a significant need for life insurance.»
Author: Marge Simpson
«Wow, three pairs of shoes! Someone had a fetish.»
Author: Marge Simpson
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«This family has had its differences and we've squabbled, but we've never had knife fights before, and I blame this house»
Author: Marge Simpson
«Homer, I don?t want to leave Springfield. I?ve dug myself into a happy little rut here and I?m not about to hoist myself out of it»
Author: Marge Simpson
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