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Letter "L" » Lily Tomlin Quotes
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«Remember we're all in this alone»
«No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up»
«We're the phone company. We don't care. We don't have to.»
«There will be sex after death, we just will not be able to feel it»
«The problem with winning the rat race is you're still a rat.»
«There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.»
Author: Lily Tomlin
(Actress, Comedian)
| Keywords:
culture, endanger, endangered, endangers, leopard, Leopards, plastic, plastics, synthetic, The Leopard, vinyl
«The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year, everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.»
Author: Lily Tomlin
(Actress, Comedian)
| Keywords:
handles, Kings and Queens, King and Queen, phone, phone call, phone company, Presidents, Queens, scum
«I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.»
«Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest -- then we can all die laughing.»
«Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.»
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