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«All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I'd be standing on the breadline right in back of J. Edgar Hoover.»
Author: Lenny Bruce
(Comedian, Satirist)
| Keywords:
breadline, Edgar, Hoover, J. Edgar Hoover, tranquil, without humor
«Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it.»
«I'll die young, but it's like kissing God»
«The thing with Catholicism, the same as all religions, is that it teaches what should be, which seems rather incorrect. This is ''what should be.'' Now, if you're taught to live up to a ''what should be'' that never existed -- only an occult superstition, no proof of this ''should be'' -- then you can sit on a jury and indict easily, you can cast the first stone, you can burn Adolf Eichmann, like that!»
Author: Lenny Bruce
(Comedian, Satirist)
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Adolf, Adolf Eichmann, Catholicism, Eichmann, existed, incorrect, indict, indicted, indicting, jury, live up to, occult, The First Stone
«The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter»
«When you're eight years old, nothing is any of your business»
«I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.»
Author: Lenny Bruce
(Comedian, Satirist)
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Cities
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cannon, cannons, park, small town, towns
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