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«They are preserving the sanctity of marriage, so that two gay men who've been together for twenty-five years can't get married, but a guy can still get drunk in Vegas and marry a hooker at the Elvis chapel! The sanctity of marriage is saved!»
Author: Lea DeLaria
«It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me.»
Author: Lea DeLaria
«What do you mean you don't believe in homosexuality? It's not like the Easter Bunny, your belief isn't necessary.»
Author: Lea DeLaria
«Straight girls like me. They flirt with me to get whatever they want. Of course it works.»
Author: Lea DeLaria
«As a standup, I try to change the world. As an entertainer, I try to entertain. And as a lesbian, I try to pick up the prettiest girl in the room.»
Author: Lea DeLaria
«A woman will allow herself to be clouded by her emotions. Her reasonable thought becomes completely unreasonable over the most ridiculous thing. It's a girl thing.»
Author: Lea DeLaria
«No one has the responsibility to be out to anyone but himself or herself. I made my choice a million years ago.»
Author: Lea DeLaria
«Now everyone's decided that all lesbians wear lipstick!»
Author: Lea DeLaria
«I can't discriminate? Oh, that's ripe, coming from a straight white man. What's the matter, baby doesn't feel like he belongs? Well why don't you try a place that was set up just for you? Like the world!»
Author: Lea DeLaria
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