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«In reality the first thing I said (when I saw the bill) was holy s--- I better call my parents for financial support. I don't get paid enough to be covering $60 a month for heating costs and my house is still cold as hell, I mean its like 50 degrees in here.»
«One group found a bunch of golf balls piled up in a group. Another group found a small (live) turtle and someone else found bones. They turned out to be bones from a hard-head catfish.»
«My friends in Mankato pay $200 a month for large rooms and I pay $295 a month for a room that is made for elves. The way I see it is if we are paying more we should at least see a difference.»
«Accidents happen at night. They come around the curve and flip it, and they wind up in my driveway or across the street.»

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