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«If I had any balls whatsoever, I'd make nothing but Jay and Silent Bob flicks for the rest of my life. However, being a critical whore, I've gotta move on and 'grow' beyond those characters.»
Author: Kevin Smith
«I'm going to hell. I know it. But I knew that back on Dogma . It's not news to me. I'm just going to enjoy the ride on the way there.»
Author: Kevin Smith
«Long time no see. I only pray the caliber of your questions has improved.»
Author: Kevin Smith
«Read the comics, which are probably far better than the film would be if I was involved. Otherwise, my version of Batman would be like him standing around talking for two weeks and not getting anything done. The Bat-A-Rang would never leave the utility belt. It would just be chatting.»
Author: Kevin Smith
«A whole lot of innocuous material. This is the ideal DVD for the shut-in, and the socially maladjusted. If your mother is your best friend, this is the DVD for you.»
Author: Kevin Smith
«If you go off the road, it could be a while,»
Author: Kevin Smith
«How lame do you have to be to spend your time like that on the Internet? Can't you do something more constructive, like surf the porn? Or go into the real world and interact with people rather than cyber-sniping.»
Author: Kevin Smith
«Now you've gotta spend two thousand bucks to stay at my house. And for five, I'll let you photograph my wife in the shower.»
Author: Kevin Smith
«It would be nice to know what the next five years will bring, but we don't.»
Author: Kevin Smith
«We know that based on the Lewis and Clark costs and our capital costs, this probably isn't the last rate increase in the next 10 years.»
Author: Kevin Smith
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