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«On the bathroom scale he weighs 50 pounds. We took him out to the hog scales and he weighed 46 pounds.»
Author: Joyce Kirk
«I've been asked several times if he's a bobcat, and, no, he's a normal cat. We had him tested for that, and he's normal. Iggy is so big that he can't clean himself, so I brush him and even use baby wipes.»
Author: Joyce Kirk
«He goes through 30 pounds of food every week.»
Author: Joyce Kirk
«The vet says he's perfectly healthy in spite of his weight, and that he's more active than a lot of skinny cats.»
Author: Joyce Kirk
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