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«When a man comes to me for advice I find out the kind of advice he wants - and I give it to him»
Author: Josh Billings
(Humorist)
«Pity costs nothing, and it ain't worth nothing»
Author: Josh Billings
(Humorist)
«Keep a cow, and the milk won't have to be watered but once»
«Confess your sins to the Lord, and you will be forgiven; confess them to men, and you will be laughed at»
«Incredulity is the wisdom of the fool»
«Laffing iz the sensation ov pheeling good all over, and showing it principally in one spot»
«I honestly believe it is better tew know nothing than tew know what ain't so»
Author: Josh Billings
(Humorist)
«The trouble with people is not that they don't know but that they know so much that ain't so.»
Author: Josh Billings
(Humorist)
«There's a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it.»
Author: Josh Billings
(Humorist)
«One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs.»
Author: Josh Billings
(Humorist)
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