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«We're more effective than birth control pills.»
«When turkeys mate they think of swans.»
«People will pay more to be entertained than educated.»
Author: Johnny Carson
(Host)
«I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.»
«Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.»
Author: Johnny Carson
(Host)
«Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.»
Author: Johnny Carson
(Host)
«guess what they want for a new four-door Chevy?»
Author: Johnny Carson
(Host)
«[Letterman recalled how Carson was asked once by a] Tonight ... I started out in a gaseous state and then I cooled.»
Author: Johnny Carson
(Host)
«Love, American Style.»
Author: Johnny Carson
(Host)
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