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«Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.»
«The really good idea is always traceable back quite a long way, often to a not very good idea which sparked off another idea that was only slightly better, which somebody else misunderstood in such a way that they then said something which was really rather interesting.»
Author: John Cleese
(Actor)
«A man will give up almost anything except his suffering.»
Author: John Cleese
(Actor)
«Who's ever going to write a film in which I get the girl? Me!»
Author: John Cleese
(Actor)
«I had not seen it for a long time and was suddenly embarrassed to find that I was laughing more than anyone.»
Author: John Cleese
(Actor)
«At the start, Connie wrote the Polly and Sybil roles, and she and I wrote Basil together,»
Author: John Cleese
(Actor)
«It is absolutely impossible to get even a majority of us together in a room, and I'm not joking. It just happens very, very seldom -- every three years or something.»
Author: John Cleese
(Actor)
«We stay in contact vaguely because there are often little things to discuss, but I don't think we've been in a room together for four years.»
Author: John Cleese
(Actor)
«Still trying to run a hotel and getting it wrong,»
Author: John Cleese
(Actor)
«I was very sad to hear of the death of Ronnie Barker, who was such a warm, friendly and encouraging presence to have when I started in television. He was also a great comic actor to learn from.»
Author: John Cleese
(Actor)
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