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«That was the beginning of a very good run.»
Author: Joan Rivers
«And then my dog came and sat in my lap. I knew I had to hang in there for Spike.»
Author: Joan Rivers
«If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.»
Author: Joan Rivers
«Where there is a will there is a way. is an old true saying. He who resolves upon doing a thing, by that very resolution often scales the barriers to it, and secures its achievement. To think we are able, is almost to be so - to determine upon attainment is frequently attainment itself.»
Author: Joan Rivers
«a good actress with real pathos.»
Author: Joan Rivers
«[But she was closer to her mother.] I adored my mother. She was very formal and proper, but she was so full of fun when you got to know her. ... Because she was really like me, without the cover. You know when you take the shell off a tortoise? There's my mother. I live a lot the way she lived. I have a very formal home and my daughter was brought up strictly and all that.»
Author: Joan Rivers
«I just want to know. Who got all the jewelry?»
Author: Joan Rivers
«Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.»
Author: Joan Rivers
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