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«How do you know if it's time to wash the dishes and clean your house? Look inside your pants. If you find a penis in there, it's not time.»
Author: Jo Brand
«Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.»
Author: Jo Brand
«British ferries have stopped transporting live animals to the Continent. This has made it very difficult for England fans to get to away matches.»
Author: Jo Brand
«If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?»
Author: Jo Brand

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