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«You would get your a*s kicked... I would have to take off my shoe and beat you down, brother!»
Author: Jimmy Kimmel
«Adam doesn't need a partner, ... The guy is just funny. He has a strong opinion on almost every topic. You can ask him about Sea-Monkeys or shoelaces and he has a strong opinion. And when he gets going, you're just a bystander.»
Author: Jimmy Kimmel
«It goes both ways,»
Author: Jimmy Kimmel
«I'm sure I would, ... But that would be funny for you.»
Author: Jimmy Kimmel
«Oh, great, ... Three people beating me up. Maybe it isn't such a great idea.»
Author: Jimmy Kimmel
«What I said about Pistons fans during halftime was a joke, nothing more. If I offended anyone, I'm sorry. Clearly, over the past 10 years, we in L.A. have taken a commanding lead in post-game riots. If the Lakers win, I plan to overturn my own car.»
Author: Jimmy Kimmel
«ABC is on a roll. It seemed inevitable that they'd do something like this to screw it up.»
Author: Jimmy Kimmel
«What did you make last year - $350?»
Author: Jimmy Kimmel
«See Andy, ... one day you're going to be right here, between Ernest Torrance and Olive Borden.»
Author: Jimmy Kimmel
«Don't be fooled by the dumb blonde routine. This woman is as smart as a rock.»
Author: Jimmy Kimmel
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