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«Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball.»
Author: Jim Murray
(Writer)
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Baseball
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«Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.»
«Don Quixote would understand golf. It is the impossible dream.»
«Golf is the pursuit of the infinite.»
Author: Jim Murray
(Writer)
«I'd like to borrow his body for just 48 hours. There are three guys I'd like to beat up and four women I'd like to make love to.»
«Willie Mays' glove is where triples go to die»
«Like unhitching a horse from a plow and winning the Derby.»
«I never saw any of man's baser acts of inhumanity to man. I never saw screaming 'witches' burned at the stake, Christians tossed to starving lions, maidens pushed over the edge of active volcanoes. I never even saw a man going to the electric chair. But until I do, watching Ben Hogan walk up to a five-foot putt is my idea of cruel and inhuman punishment, only a Hitler would enjoy. You feel like saying 'Go home to your wife and kiddies and don't look upon this terrible thing!'»
Author: Jim Murray
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«The only bad thing about Spokane is that there's nothing to do after 10 in the morning»
«I don't know what it is, but I can't look at Hulk Hogan and believe that he's the end result of millions and millions of years of evolution.»
Author: Jim Murray
(Writer)
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