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«If he wins the PGA, it's as good a year as anybody has ever had in modern times.»
Author: Jeff Sluman
«She's got all of our respect. We understand how difficult it is out here. She's going to win a lot of tournaments in her lifetime. Everybody should just let it happen and let her progress. The answer will come five years down the road, not these seven tournaments (vs. men pros).»
Author: Jeff Sluman
«Signing golf balls while you're walking is tough. That's a killer. If I'm trying to get somewhere, I'll autograph it, but it's going to look like a 2-year-old signed it.»
Author: Jeff Sluman
«I heard the splash; I thought it was a fish. I kind of stepped away, and then I heard all the booing. I thought they were booing me for stepping away from the ball. I mean the shock, the thing goes through your body, and you are like, 'wow, this is really a tough crowd.' Then you look up and you see some clown having an identity crisis swimming around.»
Author: Jeff Sluman
«It's hard to tell who got the better draw until you get through 36 holes. You look at the scores, and, yes, it probably was tougher later in the day. But if you're playing well, it usually doesn't matter as much.»
Author: Jeff Sluman
«I think 51 players who made the cut came from one side and only 19 from the other. That's when you know you got the bad end of the draw. Most times, however, it usually all evens out.»
Author: Jeff Sluman
«We're dinosaurs. A lot of us still make a nice living, but being able to win golf tournaments will be difficult with [our] type of game.»
Author: Jeff Sluman
«You had 10 different layers to the story. All the planets were aligned that day.»
Author: Jeff Sluman
«My left knee went out and the bindings didn't release and I heard a pop. And that's when I knew it was a mistake. But I got a good rate on a 25-minute rental. It was my very first - and very last - run in skiing history.»
Author: Jeff Sluman
«I'm as shocked as anyone that I'm up here.»
Author: Jeff Sluman
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