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«I was born nine months premature.»
Author: Jay London
«They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults.»
Author: Jay London
«A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.»
Author: Jay London
«Do you know it was a year a ago today?»
Author: Jay London
«I slept with this girl, in the morning I asked her if she wanted breakfast in bed? She said one pig in the blanket was enough.»
Author: Jay London
«I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.»
Author: Jay London
«I went to a record store and asked for 50 cent. They kicked me out for pan-handling.»
Author: Jay London
«I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world.»
Author: Jay London
«I saw a stationery store move.»
Author: Jay London
«People read me but they don't subscribe.»
Author: Jay London
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