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«I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.»
Author: Jay London
«I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it.»
Author: Jay London
«I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.»
Author: Jay London
«I model irregular clothing.»
Author: Jay London
«I went out with a promiscuous impressionist - she did everybody.»
Author: Jay London
«Does anybody know what I'm doing up here?»
Author: Jay London
«How do you like my overall look?»
Author: Jay London
«I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.»
Author: Jay London
«At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you?»
Author: Jay London
«I work at Bed Bath and Beyond. I work in the Beyond section. When someone asks me where is the Bath section I say 'It's Beyond Me'.»
Author: Jay London
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