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«My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.»
Author: Jay London
«I went to an audition the other day, they were casting 13 people to be clouds, 14 people showed up, it was overcast.»
Author: Jay London
«I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road.»
Author: Jay London
«I had a very lonely New Year's this year, I had to watch my own balls drop.»
Author: Jay London
«I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.»
Author: Jay London
«My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.»
Author: Jay London
«It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.»
Author: Jay London
«I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.»
Author: Jay London
«You know what burns me? Matches.»
Author: Jay London
«I wanted to join the Army the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be', they told me it wasn't enough.»
Author: Jay London
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