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Letter "J" » Jay Leno Quotes
«I don't deserve to be on that show.»
Author: Jay Leno (Comedian, Host)
«nice to see at least one Dodger scoring this year.»
Author: Jay Leno (Comedian, Host)
«When I worked with Willie Nelson, who is just about the nicest man I've ever worked with in my life, the sweetest, kindest man, I thought, 'If I'd have been gay, it would have saved me millions,'»
Author: Jay Leno (Comedian, Host)
«He didn't want to sell it, but since he's off steroids he can only wear it as a bracelet now.»
Author: Jay Leno (Comedian, Host)
«The Tonight Show»
Author: Jay Leno (Comedian, Host)
«Have you ever used a fake ID?»
Author: Jay Leno (Comedian, Host)
«You see? That's the great thing about the second term: Who cares?»
Author: Jay Leno (Comedian, Host)
«Democrats have been complaining that President Bush has spent more than 21 percent of his time in office out of the White House. That's nothing -- since Bush has been president, the Democrats have been out of the White House 100 percent of the time.»
Author: Jay Leno (Comedian, Host)
«Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day./ Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime./ Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak.»
Author: Jay Leno (Comedian, Host)
«U.N. weapons inspectors found empty chemical warheads in Iraq. So, the question everyone is asking now is how did Sean Penn miss this?»
Author: Jay Leno (Comedian, Host)

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