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«I thought he looked quite good in his flight suit landing on the aircraft carrier. He looked very natural, like he wore it everyday. It was like seeing Dick Cheney in a hospital gown. It looked like the most normal thing in the world.»
«Now, I have a Halloween mask I think you might get a kick out of. That's scary.»
«Las Vegas has been good to me and I wanted to give something back. I thought it would be fun to do.»
«It's a big showroom at MGM. It will bring in a few thousand people because it's free. When times are good you take your money and when they are bad you give it back.»
«[Also today, we're watching to see whether there's any truth to this rumor that Laura Bush and Teresa Heinz Kerry have secretly become friends. The first lady, who first met her wannabe successor after last week's debate, says she thinks the two have a lot in common.] We even chose the same color suits to wear for that night, ... The Tonight Show.»
«We put our two 4-year-old minds together and came up with some jokes that 8-year-olds would like.»
«or even if he was killed. But the joke worked and that was all that mattered to me.»
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