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Letter "J" » Jay Leno Quotes
«Hillary Clinton is getting a little bit of controversy because she has the most expensive hometown office rent - over $500,000 a year. She's in a one-year lease in the office, as opposed to her marriage, which is on a month-to-month.»
«I was a little kid and I was fascinated by the roast beef going around the spit. So I took out my little plastic comb and stuck it in the meat. At one point the comb caught on the string used to tie the roast beef. So I went, 'Oh, oh,' and I didn't want to break the motor. So I said, 'OK,' and I walked away.»
Author: Jay Leno (Comedian, Host)
«It's mostly a family story. It's about my mom and my dad. And I come from one of those homes where every Sunday was a huge Italian dinner with cousins and aunts and uncles.»
Author: Jay Leno (Comedian, Host)
«If Roast Beef Could Fly,»
Author: Jay Leno (Comedian, Host)
«You think, well, I can't cry anymore. You go, 'Oh gee,' and you see that pregnant mom, you see that father who lost a daughter.»
Author: Jay Leno (Comedian, Host)
«Our job here and your job, I think, is to keep fighting the good fight and God bless America.»
Author: Jay Leno (Comedian, Host)
«Man, what is it down to, just a couple of voters?»
Author: Jay Leno (Comedian, Host)
«I made some calls, pulled a few strings,»
Author: Jay Leno (Comedian, Host)
«The critics said, 'Well, Arnold can't be an administrator, he's an actor. Arnold can't be an environmentalist, he's an actor. Arnold can't be a governor, he's an actor,' »
Author: Jay Leno (Comedian, Host)
«And, of course, Arnold was thrilled [because] for the first time in his career, the critics are calling him an actor, ladies and gentlemen -- this is a historic night!»
Author: Jay Leno (Comedian, Host)

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