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«I'm in a place where I don't know where I am!»
Author: Homer Simpson
«'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?»
Author: Homer Simpson
«Relax. What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind!»
Author: Homer Simpson
«Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that.»
Author: Homer Simpson
«Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.»
Author: Homer Simpson
«Trying is the first step to failure»
«If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing.»
Author: Homer Simpson
«Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!»
Author: Homer Simpson
«They have the Internet on computers, now?»
Author: Homer Simpson
«Unlike most of you, I am not a nut.»
Author: Homer Simpson
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