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«Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport»
Author: Henry Youngman
(Comedian, Violinist)
| Keywords:
in-law, Mother in Law, pleasure trip, the Airport, trip
«My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.»
Author: Henry Youngman
(Comedian, Violinist)
| Keywords:
bottle, drinks, eighty, glasses, grandmother, grandmothers
«My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?»
Author: Henry Youngman
(Comedian, Violinist)
| About:
America and Americans
| Keywords:
dad, New York City, The New York Times, the town, town drunk
«I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet.»
«I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back»
«When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say»
«What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.»
«You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.»
«While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.»
«My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.»
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