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«In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.»
Author: Groucho Marx
(Actor, Comedian, Singer)
| Keywords:
bouquet, bouquets, brides, groom, groomed, grooming, grooms, Hollywood, thrown-away, throw away
«Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore, I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening. It ruins communication.»
«I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member»
«Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse»
«I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly like mine - we were both crazy about girls.»
«Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.»
«Home is where you hang your head»
«I must confess, I was born at a very early age.»
«It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.»
«She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.»
Author: Groucho Marx
(Actor, Comedian, Singer)
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| Keywords:
better-looking, good looks, plastic, plastics, plastic surgeon, surgeon, surgeons
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