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Letter "G" » Groucho Marx Quotes
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«I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.»
Author: Groucho Marx
(Actor, Comedian, Singer)
| Keywords:
kept, receipt, receipts, Same sex, sex, Sex and the
«Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.»
Author: Groucho Marx
(Actor, Comedian, Singer)
| About:
Age
| Keywords:
age, be old enough, interesting, particularly, subject, subjecting
«Go, and never darken my towels again.»
«Humor is reason gone mad.»
«A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.»
«Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy»
«Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put `Emily, I love you' on the back of the bill.»
«Did I ever tell you how I shot a wild elephant in my pyjamas? How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know.»
«Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?»
«I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.»
Author: Groucho Marx
(Actor, Comedian, Singer)
| About:
Death and dying
| Keywords:
agent, be given, contract, contracted, contracting, cremate, cremated, one-tenth, tenth, The Agent, written
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