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«Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?»
Author: Groucho Marx (Actor, Comedian, Singer) | Keywords: buy, introduction, introductions, Introduction to, suppose
«Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough»
Author: Groucho Marx (Actor, Comedian, Singer) | About: Wives | Keywords: dance, wives
«A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.»
Author: Groucho Marx (Actor, Comedian, Singer) | Keywords: bed, hospital, hospital bed, meter, meters, parked, parking meter, running, taxi, taxis, The Hospital
«No man goes before his time / unless the boss leaves early.»
Author: Groucho Marx (Actor, Comedian, Singer) | About: Bosses | Keywords: boss, bosses, bossing, early, goes, leaves, No Man
«Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever did.»
Author: Groucho Marx (Actor, Comedian, Singer) | About: Men and Women | Keywords: fighting, honor, probably
«I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception»
Author: Groucho Marx (Actor, Comedian, Singer) | Keywords: case, cased, exception, face, his case, The Exceptions
«I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.»
Author: Groucho Marx (Actor, Comedian, Singer) | Keywords: adverse, but then, conditions, curtain, saw, sawed, sawing, saws, the play, under
«Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!»
Author: Groucho Marx (Actor, Comedian, Singer) | Keywords: horse, marry
«How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?»
Author: Groucho Marx (Actor, Comedian, Singer) | Keywords: galleries, gallery, shooting, shooting gallery
«Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.»
Author: Groucho Marx (Actor, Comedian, Singer) | Keywords: quote, quoted, quotes, quoting, saying
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