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Letter "G" » Groucho Marx Quotes
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«Whatever it is, I'm against it.»
«Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!»
«And I want to thank you for all the enjoyment you've taken out of it.»
«There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.»
«Remember, we're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done!»
«If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to pay for sweeping a woman off hers.»
«Hey, when I said work fast, I didn't mean your friend, I meant the maid.»
«Do you mind if I don't smoke ?»
«Don?t ever underestimate the importance of money. I know it?s often been said that money won?t make you happy and this is undeniably true, but everything else being equal, it?s a lovely thing to have around the house.»
«Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.»
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