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Letter "G" » Groucho Marx Quotes
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«Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does»
Author: Groucho Marx
(Actor, Comedian, Singer)
| About:
New York
| Keywords:
New York, practically, York
«I was so long writing my review that I never got around to reading the book.»
«Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?»
«Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.»
Author: Groucho Marx
(Actor, Comedian, Singer)
| About:
Justice,
Military
| Keywords:
military, military music
«Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member»
«I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. The recipes were to be the routine ones: how to make dry toast, instant coffee, hearts of lettuce and brownies. But as an added attraction, at no extra charge, my idea was to put a fried egg on the cover. I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.»
«Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.»
Author: Groucho Marx
(Actor, Comedian, Singer)
| About:
Animals,
Best friend,
Funny
| Keywords:
best friend
«She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party»
«No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend»
«I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.»
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