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«I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.»
Author: Groucho Marx
(Actor, Comedian, Singer)
| About:
Poverty
| Keywords:
extreme, extreme poverty, My Way, poverty, worked
«In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people.»
Author: Groucho Marx
(Actor, Comedian, Singer)
| Keywords:
air, America, go on, In America, kid, Kid The, On the air, Politicians
«The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can't fool around. If you write about someone else, you can stretch the truth from here to Finland. If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.»
Author: Groucho Marx
(Actor, Comedian, Singer)
| Keywords:
deviation, dirty, Finland, fool around, Honor Among Thieves, instantly, liar, slightest, stretch, thieves, thieving, write about
«I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.»
Author: Groucho Marx
(Actor, Comedian, Singer)
| About:
America and Americans,
Education,
Television
| Keywords:
America, educate, intellectual, minutes, Monday, Mondays, newspapers, started, stuff, television
«I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.»
Author: Groucho Marx
(Actor, Comedian, Singer)
| About:
Television
| Keywords:
educational, Good Book, I go, library, minute, television, The Library, turns
«Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.»
Author: Groucho Marx
(Actor, Comedian, Singer)
| About:
Intelligence,
Military
| Keywords:
contradiction, contradiction in terms, military, Military intelligence
«One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.»
Author: Groucho Marx
(Actor, Comedian, Singer)
| Keywords:
aided, aiding, AIDS, attentive, Good Wives, hearing, hearings, hearing aids, man and wife, wife
«When I was young I was amazed at Plutarch's statement that the elder Cato began at the age of eighty to learn Greek. I am amazed no longer. Old age is ready to undertake tasks that youth shirked because they would take too long.»
«My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.»
«I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.»
Author: Groucho Marx
(Actor, Comedian, Singer)
| About:
Cities
| Keywords:
good weather, leaving, raining, weather
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