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Letter "G" » Graham Chapman Quotes
«There is no cannibalism in the British navy, absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount.»
«I do not really look back with regret on any feelings or problems I have had in the past. I think I am more able to accept problems as being part of the rough and tumble of life. There are bound to be ups and downs. In retrospect, when you've gotten pasty a tough period, it makes the good things that much better.»
«I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.»
«We had many concerns while planning Monty Python's Flying Circus... we wanted to avoid being bracketed as being another offshoot.»
«We don't deliberately set out to offend. Unless we feel it's justified.»
«Yes, clothes dryers are monsters, and more of them should be painted... we did paint the clothes dryer on the set.»
«We received a letter from a lady who was incensed about my moral depravity, as though I was destroying the underpinnings of society.»
«Health care does not worry me a great deal. I've been impressed by some wonderful old people.»
«Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed-that's me, love.»
«Other people build sketches after taking too many sleeping pills, but I never preferred that method, since I would keep dropping my pencil.»

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