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«I've always said my career is somewhere between children's programming and hard-core porn.»
Author: Gilbert Gottfried
«I personally think Miles Davis is a lot funnier than me. And he's working more.»
Author: Gilbert Gottfried
«With (Katrina), it's almost like the sequel that doesn't live up to the original. It's certainly a shocking event and a tragedy, but somehow as a big event it doesn't seem to carry as much weight with the public as 9/11 did.»
Author: Gilbert Gottfried
«With (Katrina), it's almost like the sequel that doesn't live up to the original,»
Author: Gilbert Gottfried
«Not paying the comics a dime -- that's Penn's greatest magic trick,»
Author: Gilbert Gottfried
«I think I get that.»
Author: Gilbert Gottfried
«I predict one of these two teams will win the Super Bowl.»
Author: Gilbert Gottfried
«The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever.»
Author: Gilbert Gottfried
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