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«The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept»
«I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.»
«If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little»
Author: George Carlin
(Actor, Author, Comedian)
| Keywords:
aimed, low, settled, species, the universe
«Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.»
Author: George Carlin
(Actor, Author, Comedian)
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Death and dying
| Keywords:
amounts, caused, cause of death, period, period of time, saliva, Swallowing, swallow up
«People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think»
«There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.»
«I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they're cramming for their final exam.»
«Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit»
«Religion is just mind control»
«I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' heroic.»
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