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«I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.»
Author: George Burns
«How can I die? I'm booked.»
Author: George Burns
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«Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.»
Author: George Burns
«I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.»
Author: George Burns
«Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.»
Author: George Burns
«I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoyed than be a success at something I hate.»
Author: George Burns
«Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.»
Author: George Burns
«When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile.»
Author: George Burns
«Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.»
Author: George Burns
«People are always asking me when I'm going to retire. Why should I? I've got it two ways -- I'm still making movies, and I'm a senior citizen, so I can see myself at half price.»
Author: George Burns
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