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Letter "G" » George Bernard Shaw Quotes
«The churches must learn humility as well as teach it.»
«I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig, you get dirty; and besides, the pig likes it.»
«The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me.»
«We must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy»
«There are only 2 qualities in the world: efficiency and inefficiency, and only 2 sorts of people: the efficient and the inefficient.»
«Find enough clever things to say, and you're a Prime Minister; write them down and you're a Shakespeare»
«Christmas is forced upon a reluctant and disgusted nation by the shopkeepers and the press; on its own merits it would wither and shrivel in the fiery breath of universal hatred.»
«Only Lawyers and mental defectives are automatically exempt for jury duty.»
«I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I merely looked constipated.»
«A drama critic is a man who leaves no turn unstoned.»

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