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«The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression.»
Author: Gary Larson
| About:
Happiness
| Keywords:
absent, bluebird, bluebirds, chicken, depression, The Chicken, visited
«Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.»
«Unbeknownst to most historians, Einstein started down the road of professional basketball before an ankle injury diverted him to science»
Author: Gary Larson
| Keywords:
ankle, basketball, divert, diverted, diverting, diverts, Einstein, Historians, professional, professional basketball, unbeknownst
«Suddenly, two bystanders stuck their heads inside the frame and ruined one of the funniest cartoons ever.»
Author: Gary Larson
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bystander, bystanders, cartoons, funniest, Inside the, ruined, stuck
«the threads that connect us to other living things. Newspapers will run a headline: 'Shark kills human.' You never see a headline from the other perspective: 'Man swims in shark-infested water, forgets he's shark food.' »
Author: Gary Larson
«Its clear that as long as this demand continues, then charter schools will continue to thrive,»
Author: Gary Larson
«theme-park approach to nature. We judge plants and animals by whether they're entertaining to us. We gravitate toward animals and plants that are big, dramatic, beautiful and at eye-level.»
Author: Gary Larson
«Just be careful how you put it back down, or you can wipe out a population the size of Manhattan.»
Author: Gary Larson
«Charters give public school teachers the flexibility to design programs to the individual student needs. They no longer have to go to a distant bureaucracy to ask for permission. By being allowed to make their own decisions the teachers are able to create strong partnerships with parents,»
Author: Gary Larson
«When a charter school opens up, typically they are inundated with parents who wish to enroll their kids as well as with applications from public school teachers who wish to teach there, ... They have a tendency to grow very fast.»
Author: Gary Larson
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