Great Quotes - Funny Quotes - Love Quotes

Be inspired by our amazing collection of free proverbs, sayings and great quotes by famous artists, authors, writers, poets, philosophers and business people. The quotation database contains over 150,000 funny quotes, love quotes and motivational quotes that will do for any occasion. The database is constantly updated with new quotes, proverbs and sayings. Make sure to check our quotes regularly.

Try our free search of constantly updated quotations and proverbs database.

QuotationsAuthorsTopicsKeywords

Search over 150,000 Quotations & Proverbs
Browse Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
(Click a letter to view the authors)
Letter "G" » Garrison Keillor Quotes
«A book is a gift you can open again and again.»
Author: Garrison Keillor | About: Books, Gifts, Knowledge | Keywords: again, again and again, book, gift, open
«Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head.»
Author: Garrison Keillor | About: Beauty, Mind | Keywords: cent, dollar, fifty, haircut, haircuts
«Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function»
Author: Garrison Keillor | About: Cats | Keywords: cats, function, intended
«Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering, averting our eyes, and they seldom offer thanks, but what we do for them is never wasted.»
Author: Garrison Keillor | Keywords: avert, averted, averting, averts, hover, hovered, hovering, hovers, notice, offer, thanks, wasted
«A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it»
Author: Garrison Keillor | About: Women | Keywords: bikini, coffee, coffee table, loaded, loading, load up, pistol, pistols, table
«I think the most un-American thing you can say is, 'You can't say that.'»
Author: Garrison Keillor | About: America and Americans | Keywords: American, un-American
«It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars.»
Author: Garrison Keillor | Keywords: a few, scars, shallow, shallower, shallowest, shallows
«I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.»
Author: Garrison Keillor | Keywords: denying
«Be well, do good work, and keep in touch»
Author: Garrison Keillor | Keywords: be well, do good, Good Work, keep in
«God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.»
Author: Garrison Keillor | About: Comedy, God | Keywords: actors, comedies, comedy, funny, stuck, stuck with, writes
Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 Next »
Sign up for the most comprehensive database of 800,000 pre-written papers and use them for your research. Order authentic term papers, essays, research papers, dissertations on any topic written by qualified writers.