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«Ross: [to his parents] Look, I, uh- I realize you guys have been wondering what exactly happened between Carol and me, and, so, well, here's the deal. Carol's a lesbian. She's living with a woman named Susan. She's pregnant with my child, and she and Susan are going to raise the baby.»
«Joey: You can't have Thanksgiving without turkey. That's like Fourth of July without apple pie, or Friday with no two pizzas.»
«Phoebe: My mom used to stick her head in the oven. Actually she only did it the once, but it was pretty weird.»
«Phoebe: Come on Ross, you're a paleontologist, dig a little deeper.»
«Joey enters wearing an elf costume. Chandler is in agony] Chandler: Too many jokes. Must mock Joey.»
«Joey: I'm Joey. I'm disgusting. I make low-budget adult films.»
«Ross: Chandler Muriel Bing... Your parents never gave you a chance.»
«CHandler: Bagels and doughnuts....round food for every mood»
«Chandler: Oh my God. I just told a kid he was adopted! Pheobe: That's not so bad, he was gonna find out anyway. Chandler: How would you like it if someone told the triplets that you were their birth mother? >Triplets look up disbelieveingly at Chandler< Chandler: I'm gonna go and tell Emma that she was an accident.»
«Rachel: Joey... Why is there a book in the freezer?»
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