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«When a radio comedian's program is finally finished it slinks down Memory Lane into the limbo of yesteryear's happy hours. All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter.»
«Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.»
Author: Fred Allen (Comedian) | Keywords: Ed Sullivan, Sullivan
«Where were you fellows when the paper was blank?»
Author: Fred Allen (Comedian)
«You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.»
Author: Fred Allen (Comedian) | Keywords: caraway, fireflies, firefly
«A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on»
Author: Fred Allen (Comedian)
«If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race»
Author: Fred Allen (Comedian) | Keywords: fee, membership
«Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare»
Author: Fred Allen (Comedian) | About: Television
«A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.»
Author: Fred Allen (Comedian) | Keywords: singly
«A molehill man is a pseudo-busy executive who comes to work at 9 AM and finds a molehill on his desk. He has until 5 PM to make this molehill into a mountain. An accomplished molehill man will often have his mountain finished before lunch.»

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