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«An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.»
«What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?»
«Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people who can't do anything.»
«Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too great.»
Author: Fred Allen
(Comedian)
«I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.»
Author: Fred Allen
(Comedian)
«I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.»
Author: Fred Allen
(Comedian)
«A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.»
Author: Fred Allen
(Comedian)
«We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion.»
Author: Fred Allen
(Comedian)
«I had to come out one more time to take a look. I had a lot of fun and spent a lot of time out here. Our kids grew up out here.»
Author: Fred Allen
(Comedian)
«He has no idea what it was like to grow up in the South, where you had to hold your head down,»
Author: Fred Allen
(Comedian)
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