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«Imitation is the sincerest form of television.»
«He's so small, he's a waste of skin»
Author: Fred Allen
(Comedian)
«What's on your mind? If you'll forgive the overstatement»
«He was so narrow minded that if he fell on a pin it would blind him in both eyes»
«A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.»
«Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you.»
Author: Fred Allen
(Comedian)
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Life
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biological, estimation, estimations, misadventure, shoulders, terminate, terminated, terminates, terminating
«She used to be a teacher but she has no class now»
Author: Fred Allen
(Comedian)
«All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter»
«Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure»
Author: Fred Allen
(Comedian)
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crop, crop failure, each week, Six Days, sowing, Sunday, wild oats
«I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there.»
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